You want to talk about a New York baseball robbery? Forget the Bronx. The real heist just went down in Queens.

The New York Mets just pulled off what Phillies reporter Jim Salisbury called "the Lufthansa heist at JFK from Goodfellas" - swooping in at the last second to sign shortstop Bo Bichette away from Philadelphia, a team that thought they had a deal locked up.

And according to Todd Zolecki, another Phillies beat reporter, the word being used in the Philadelphia front office is "livid."

Folks, that's the kind of word you use when someone doesn't just beat you - they embarrass you.

Here's what happened: The Phillies thought they were bringing Bichette to Philadelphia. They had progressed far enough in negotiations that people inside the organization believed the deal was basically done. They probably started planning where he'd hit in the lineup. Maybe someone in the front office was already designing the press release.

And then Mets owner Steve Cohen - who's got more money than some small countries - decided he wanted Bichette in Queens. And when Steve Cohen wants something, he usually gets it.

The Mets came in over the top, made an offer the Phillies either couldn't or wouldn't match, and Bichette is now headed to Citi Field.

The Goodfellas comparison is perfect. In the movie, the crew pulls off the Lufthansa heist at JFK Airport - which, coincidentally, you can practically see from Citi Field - stealing millions right under everyone's noses. Quick, brazen, and completely demoralizing to everyone who thought they had security on lock.

That's exactly what Cohen and the Mets just did to the Phillies.

And here's the thing that makes this even more delicious if you're a Mets fan: this isn't just any division rival. This is the team that's beaten them in some absolutely brutal playoff series over the years. The team that plays 25 miles away down the New Jersey Turnpike. The team they despise.

The Phillies have been building something special in recent years - back-to-back playoff runs, a young core, a legitimate championship window. They needed another piece to take the next step.

And the Mets just snatched it right out of their hands.

Bichette, the former Toronto Blue Jays standout, gives the Mets something they've desperately needed: a legitimate shortstop who can hit at the top of the order. The plan, according to reports, is to potentially move him to third base while Jorge Polanco plays first - which would make the Mets only the second team in the last 100 years to start two non-rookie infielders with little-to-no experience at their positions on Opening Day.

But you know what? When you've got Steve Cohen' checkbook, you can afford to figure it out as you go.

The Phillies, meanwhile, are left standing at the altar. They thought they had their guy. They'd done the groundwork, had the conversations, put together what they believed was a winning offer.

And they got outbid by the team they hate most in the world.

That's what stings. That's why the word is "livid." That's why Salisbury is comparing it to one of cinema's most famous heists.

Because this wasn't just a free agent signing. This was a statement. This was Cohen reminding everyone in the division - hell, everyone in baseball - that he's got the deepest pockets in the game and he's not afraid to use them.

This was the Mets telling the Phillies: "We're coming for what's yours."

You can bet that Philadelphia is going to remember this. Division games at Citizens Bank Park next year are going to be spicy. The first time Bichette steps into the batter's box in a Mets uniform in front of that Philly crowd? They're going to let him hear it.

But for now? This one belongs to the Mets. They pulled off the heist of the offseason, right under their rival's nose, at the airport basically in their own backyard.

As Henry Hill says in Goodfellas: "It was revenge for Billy Batts, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it."

The Phillies got got. The Mets are celebrating. And the NL East just got a whole lot more interesting.

That's what sports is all about, folks. High stakes, hurt feelings, and the occasional organized crime reference when a deal goes down.